A 19 year old mum that hates gay guys
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
Klarisse Chapman went to the shops wearing her UGG boots and carrying her juicy duffle bag, she was speaking loudly on the phone about how she is looking for her next baby daddy. She spoke on her hot pink flip phone and bought a monster can, she then bought pregnancy tests knowing full well she will be needing them and she bought a cute baby outfit for her child who she actually loves more than herself or anyone else. Security checked her out on the way out and she rolled eyes having been so used to it.
by Iknowitallyouheardit December 9, 2024
Get the Klarisse Chapmanmug. When someone walks around the office all day with a bunch of papers in the their hands pretending to do work and keeps telling everyone they have worked on the third floor.
Steve is acting like a total Chapman right now.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
by mmmaolihkash''kihj'khjl:K September 9, 2019
Get the Chapmanmug. after purchasing new cell phone, keeping your old one active in parallel, turning on vibrate for all notifications, and permanently placing into your rectum
by ClutchT November 16, 2022
Get the the chapmanmug. noun/ lily chapman.
pronouns are usually she/they
lily chapman is so cool and funny and you can't wait till you next see or text her. she is normally a ginger but she wear it in the hottest coolest way that just looks perfect on her at all times. lily chapman isn't just cool, funny and hot but she is one of the best friends you could have, due to her usually Piscean nature, lily chapman will support you through the hard times and make sure you are safe. also has the best music taste ever and great boobs
pronouns are usually she/they
lily chapman is so cool and funny and you can't wait till you next see or text her. she is normally a ginger but she wear it in the hottest coolest way that just looks perfect on her at all times. lily chapman isn't just cool, funny and hot but she is one of the best friends you could have, due to her usually Piscean nature, lily chapman will support you through the hard times and make sure you are safe. also has the best music taste ever and great boobs
Person 1: Hey, who is that hot ginger friend you were just with?
Person 2: Lily chapman!!! I am literally in love with her so back off
Person 1: But Lily is so cool and hot and caring and funny she has to be my gf not yours?!!!!
Person 2: All i want is an emo sesh girl
Person 2: Lily chapman!!! I am literally in love with her so back off
Person 1: But Lily is so cool and hot and caring and funny she has to be my gf not yours?!!!!
Person 2: All i want is an emo sesh girl
by catluvr666 May 3, 2022
Get the lily chapmanmug. Usually a Super tall guy that is around 6 foot 4. He typically loves in and out and lives in California.
by The One True Rizzler September 27, 2023
Get the Lucas Chapmanmug. Someone who sleeps with their sister and twerk with pudding on there ass cheeks but it’s okay because there sister is good looking.
by Ragnka June 19, 2024
Get the Dirty Chapmanmug. by YoloSaver July 20, 2018
Get the drake chapmanmug.