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Bad Boy Certified

When you wear a black leather jacket and turtle neck to school. Making sure to get a haircut EVERY WEEK.
OMG look at Rylan’s leather jacket he must be Bad Boy Certified
by Rylanfan199 March 18, 2022
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Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.
by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006
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G Manifesto Certified

G Manifesto Certified is some thing that is dope
This beat is so dope, its G Manifesto Certified
by Money B August 30, 2008
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3 hole certified

a chick that will take in the Ass, Mouth, and Snatch
by bheron July 12, 2006
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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!
by Certified Straight Sexual November 25, 2022
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Certified Lover Boy

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”
by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021
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