Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...

John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.

by NM Tex January 2, 2008

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

pour cement

Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.

Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.

by HentaiNoodle January 8, 2017