Brain Cells

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.

Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!

by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012

Callus Job

Having your anus massaged by someone's heel.

I was getting this callus job in the pool the other day and all I could think about was farting, three mile island style.

by Atomic Alex July 9, 2007

brain cells

The cells found in your brain.
aka: what you lose after smoking weed.

Going out to kill some more brain cells.

by BrittanySmith:) August 3, 2007

cellulicious

a defining term for food items that have high fat content and an overall pleasant effect on a person of great size who loves to consume mass quantities of lard-encrusted edibles

mary became happy over the cellulicious doughnuts she ate this morning

by dominant July 25, 2007

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010

collusion

A proposition of ontologistics (historical aestheticism) that scapegoating never disappears it merely switches references (contra-referentializes).

A postulation of historical aestheticism that argues that the West escaped institutional religious superstition ie. scapegoating by the employment of racial scapegoating eg. colonialism.

Implies that rationalism can never fully escape religion.

Collusion is an instance of contra-referentialization.

by sandraxine September 2, 2018

cellular ass fuck

Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the shape of a phone (with your thumb and pinky pointing outward while your middle three fingers are closed).

I heard Betty had to buy a new phone because Franky gave her one helluva cellular ass fuck.

by Eric Pazzo October 5, 2007