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carroll'd

When you make a important decision, just like Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll had to make at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XLIX (49), and your decision yields the worst possible outcome, just like Carroll's decision which lost them the game (interception on a pass, when they should have ran).
Dude, you totally carroll'd when you tried to ask out Sydney! She thew water in your face and told everyone you were gay!
by hoffmandoe February 5, 2015
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Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.
Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.
by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015
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carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE
by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017
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carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.
oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!
by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021
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Carrotslide

In popular culture a 'Carrotslide' is defined as a 'Memorable or good moment, object, dish or achievement involving carrots'. It was popularized in the late 2010's by the Melbourne Carrot Man, a local celebrity.
Damn, that carrot cake was such a Carrotslide
by thecarrotman September 20, 2023
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Rusty Carrot

Giving a man analingus (rimming/ salad tossing/ ass licking) while reaching around his front and gently tapping his testicles together like they are in Newton’s Cradle. The hand motion has likeness to a Carrot In A Breeze. So similar to a Rusty Trombone yet with more sentiment to the global dance sensation.

It grew as a spin off from the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze during after parties in Auckland New Zealand. Since it has been spreading globally recently joining the offerings from Lady-Boys in Bangkok, Thailand. It has also been reported as a fraternity initiation act at a well known US College.
1. Barby gave me the Rusty Carrot last night, man her tongue and tap are the best… 2. Check her out, she can Rusty Carrot me any day!
by Marg Fulton November 6, 2013
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Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size
Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.
by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014
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