cardboard box

a usefull, all-cardboard box serving as a home for a bum

"man his cardboard box is mad comfy!"

by bobb February 5, 2003

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cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009

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Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).

"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"

by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018

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Cardboard box

A small or large container made from cardboard.

my house! find me behind 711.

by I have seen the promise land April 11, 2003

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cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

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