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caveman

If your friend fills all the below criteria he could well be a caveman. He may only use the name caveman if:

He is tall man with long hair a moustache and a bit of a beard, who's real initials are usually R O.

He is often compared to Jay off the inbetweeners.

He enjoys listening to a wide variety of music and has a love for Johnny Cash.

He often wares a 36 crazyfists t shirt.

He likes to whip his hair back and forth.

He enjoys the occasional alcohol beverage.

His mothers name begins with a T.

He often uses vile and insulting language.
yo guys did you see caveman head bang last night his hair knocked someones eye out.

i fingered a dutch girl and she shit down my arm.
by hellohelloehloo February 20, 2011
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Cavemanning

Talking like a caveman, either because you are in too big of a rush to use articles and conjuctions, or because you're too cool for proper grammar. Either way, it sounds awesome.
"Why no call me?"

"Dropped phone in tub, phone explode, go boom."

"...Cavemanning cool."
by Deliriumishlirium August 5, 2012
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Caveman Glue

Sperm; what bursts out of the urethra after materbation or sex.
Chase: I wonder how cavemen glued stuff together? Joe: They probably just beat off. Oh CAVEMAN GLUE!
by HomeXGnome June 26, 2009
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caveman cunt punt

when the girl is on top and she slides to slip off point then as she slams down thrust as hard as possible
she was teasing me like fuck so i just waited till the right point and baym caveman cunt punt
by ulovetohateme September 22, 2011
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Caveman

Nick: Damn Analisa, why yo ass look like caveman!
Analisa: You're so mean!
by OFK December 2, 2017
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Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.
Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.
by Lil rud October 13, 2020
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Caveman

Someone rolling so hard that they take on the appearance and behavior of a cave person. This may include:
1. scratching yourself
2. having a lazy eye
3. going cross eyed completely
4. bumping into strangers, and angering them in the process
5. pouring water onto strangers
6. missing your mouth when trying to drink and in turn, soaking yourself
7. hugging strangers
8. swinging arms wildly when walking
9. sticking your hands down your pants for extended periods of time
10. losing the ability to speak english, instead words come out slurred
11. embarrassing your friends
"I can't even be around Nick right now, he's being such a caveman!"
by kateleigh November 26, 2009
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