Panama Canal Turd 

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!

Panama Canal Turd by Jami1026 March 24, 2010

Panama Canal 

A sexual act in which you bridge the gap of a womans vagina and her anus by ejaculating inbetween the two, creating almost what can be considered a canal between the two areas.

I was butt fuckin this girl right, and I pulled out and gave her a panama canal.

Panama Canal by Division 6 September 14, 2006

birf-canal

The new, COOL way of reffering to a woman's special place.

Ahm gonna get all up in yo birf-canal, white girl.

birf-canal by davemunger.blogspot.com July 26, 2005

shrimp canal 

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.

last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut

shrimp canal by katie modis March 24, 2009

Back Canal 

Another definition for the butt, usually in relation to anal sex as an alternative sex route.

Kyle's girlfriend wouldn't let him do the deed proper, so he had to take the back canal.

Back Canal by RaveUn2Mike February 10, 2009

Chode Canal 

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

Chode Canal by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011

brown canal sandwich 

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

brown canal sandwich by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015