Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010

Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.

The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.

by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011

Calvern

When a person invites him/herself to another person's house, and never actually shows up.

Rodrick: "Hey, what are you up to tonight?"

Arnold: "Oh, I'm coming to your place at 4."

Rodrick: "Alright. But I kinda didn't invite you,"

Arnold: "Well see you at 4!"

Rodrick: "K."

Arnold: *doesn't show up*

Rodrick: "Man! Arnold is such a Calvern!"

by PsychoticTenor April 20, 2015

two-caller

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.

So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.

by CheapYuppie January 1, 2008

calverino

a nickname strictly reserved for the badasses that must live with the mistake of being named calvin. calverino is a blessing, and if used, should completely replace the name calvin, so instead of half the people you know calling you calverino, you should enforce it as a rule, that you are no longer calvin, but calverino

My parents were dumb, and named me Calvin, so i went out and got me a new nickname, Calverino.

by Calverino(not calvin) March 11, 2008

Caizer

Caizer- to be high under the influence of marijuana

Orgins- Elko, Nevada

"hey man what are you doin tonight?"
" Shit i don't know dude prolly get Caizered out."

by Tabu6969775240 December 14, 2009

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005