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Foot Cabbage

An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.

Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".

*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...

Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
by Nickliss001 December 2, 2013
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Wank Cabbage

Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
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Savage Cabbage

A synonym for many words pertaining to the status of acclaim of a person.

I.E. - a synonym for, "cool," "lit," "awesome," "sigma," or a person who does things that are stereotypically seen as amazing.

(Coined by a tired Italian man.)
"Yo, did you see that Tom did 7 backflips in the air AND landed it?"
"Yeah dude, he's a savage cabbage!"

"I just landed that trickshot, I'm such a savage cabbage."

"Dude, oh my God, you get mad puhddy, you're such a savage cabbage!"

"You were a savage cabbage in the bedroom tonight ;)."
by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022
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The devil's cabbage

"My son would never smoke the devil's cabbage!"
by freyat December 28, 2016
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Twat Cabbage

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.
Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!
by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009
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cabbage god

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.
by salty man April 19, 2019
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cabbaged

The word cabbaged originated in Belfast Northern Ireland:
The meaning of this term is - wiped off your tree, maybe consuming too many extacy pills or other drugs to be in state where you are unable to move ie cabbaged...

It can also mean to be exasperated due to the result of being stoned to the ballix ie consuming too much cannibus...
Phil was cabbbaged on the sofa...

Phil was cabbaged as he consumed to many drugs...

Phil looks like a cabbage...
by Gerry Mac August 29, 2006
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