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Burning ass

The old family game of attaching 12 inches of toilet paper in the crack of your ass and downing a beer before it burns up. With one hand tied up, you give a light up cue to your assistant at the same time as putting the bottle or can to your mouth. Once COMPLETELY empty the beer container can be dropped and your hand is free to relieve your behind of the licking flames.
Daniel insisted that we do a third round of burning ass before dinner.
by Rasmus H May 19, 2008
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koran burning

Becomes a popular sports in the western world!
People steal korans, and publicly burn them to a crisp.

An alternative instructional video called "how to dump the koran in the toilet, because it's too big to fit the sewer pipe" has also had high ratings on popular websites!

Muslims don't care about offending others. Others now don't care about offending muslims, and would love to distribute disgusting pictures of prophet muhammad (that gay uncle fucker), Allah (a red animal with horns, and a tail and lives in poop), and would also love to distribute howto's (like how to burn the koran, how to use it as toilet paper, how to have vaginal blood on a koran, how to dump it in a pigsty, and how to use the leafs of the koran on a truck when transporting human waste.
Koran burning has become popular lately!

Ow yes, but nothing beats using it as poop scoops! They burn much better that way!

My dog has an issue where every time he has diarrhea he tries to do it on the Koran! It's a practice he took on ever he saw that picture of allah naked a bathtub doing some anal sex on pigs.

Yeah, it gets to you, these koran stories! When we burned that crap for good the world will be a better place!
Koran burning makes for some good firework!
Ow, and burn some muslims too!
They're gay asses, and deserve to die!
by Fukaface! December 10, 2011
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burning pile

burning pile is the iconic mother mother song
all my troubles in a burning pile all lit up and i start to smile if i catch fire then ill change my aim
all my troubles at the world again it goes all my troubles....
by wjhesnmkwiuehrbf February 22, 2021
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Burning Hatred

A burning hatred is when you hate someone or something so bad, that your head starts to produce smoke when you hear their, or its name or someone mentioning it or them.
5 Seconds Of Summer Fangirl: OMGGG!!1!!11!1! 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER IS SO PUNK ROCK!!
Me: *Begins to twitch and lifts up hands in a manner that looks like you're going to choke that fan*
Fangirl: THEY'RE SOOO PUNK ROCK LIKE OMG!!
Me: Go away.... please? I don't feel like going to jail for killing you.... My burning hatred for that band is still carried on thanks to stupid fans like you...
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she burning

The girls has the STD chlamydia and the term "burning" comes from the symptom of a burning sensation while urinating that both men and women have if infected with the disease.
Bruh, do NOT smash ole girl. She burning like a BBQ on the 4th of July.
by _.breexy._ September 20, 2016
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burning loins

A nasty itch only solved by fucking someone silly.
....example is example, but in Holy Mother Russia, an example examples.... Oh...

"I'VE GOT BURNING LOINS AND THEY MUST BE CURED!"
by 5dots September 23, 2013
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bumming

"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
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