turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

poo burglar

An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.

I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t

by skinyminy March 4, 2011

Buggard

A dimwit; moron; or incompetent fool.

Typically of the most irritating variety.

(Not to be confused with 'buggered')

You don't even know what you're doing, you twatting buggard!

by Ersted September 30, 2009

turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.

"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"

by Billy B August 24, 2006

bunglareo

Word for a faggot in the Tetum language of East Timor, widley used by Australian soilders who have served in East Timor.
Abv, Bungi

Eat a massive mixed bag of dicks bunglareo..

by onewhiteshoe June 23, 2010

Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.

I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019

bulgarian gangbang

The act of laying on a trampoline with a strong Bulgarian man on either side of you and a third Bulgarian brute on a 15 foot ladder, jumping off said ladder and bouncing on the trampoline he will send you flying into the air and landing perfectly on top of his erect penis while the two men who were laying next to you will land at your sides within perfect grabbing distance of both your hands. The end result is ecstasy in your insides and for both of your hands.

*add a fourth Bulgarian for extra fun

Noun: Remember that one time Tim got a Bulgarian Gangbang?
Verb: Man, it's been a while since I've Bulgarian Gangbanged someone.

by LaheysLiquorLocker2 April 14, 2019