Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”

"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"

by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019

Fluid Branding

The greatest promotional merchandise company in the world.

Omg, have you heard of Fluid Branding?

Yes, I have. They are the greatest promotional merchandise company in the world!

by orange balls November 23, 2021

lalten branding

The savagely bad ass branding agency, with a quirky and creative team on borad. The dirtiest minds got together for some pun.

She : Oh he is sarcastic.

He : He is almost like Lalten branding.

by Creative Ninja November 26, 2021

Multi-breasting

When you breast multiple times

“Dude I was multi-breasting last night, best night of my life!”

by Multi-breaster June 14, 2022

Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.

"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.

"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"

by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025

Russell Branding

When someone leaves a country to escape criminals charges to avoid going to jail

Im sick of these lads always russell branding their way out of things

by Floyd Brandon January 4, 2026