Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
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