Breading

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)

Yo Pablo! Are you breading?

by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003

Breaking Dawn

1. The final installment of the 'Twilight' saga by Stephenie Meyer.

2. Bad fanfiction.

3. The biggest let down. Ever.

Girl: Dude, he dumped me! I feel so let down.
Friend: That is such a Breaking Dawn.

by Kayttt August 5, 2008

breaking lead

Expression referring to an instructor's frustration (literally: mechanical pencil lead breaking under excessive comment writing pressure) while marking a student paper which violates both instruction and Standard American English.

After having marked 42 essays that compared and contrasted two poems, nearly every one of them ignoring the pointed lesson of the previous class, by the 43rd I was breaking lead when the student wrote that the poets had "concocted imagery" and employed "religious illusions".

by Gemini Professor March 8, 2011

breaking dawn

The last chapter of the Twilight Saga which was an epic fail; can be used to refer to epic fails.

That movie was such a Breaking Dawn.

by jacay October 14, 2008

Breaking Dawn

1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.

2.A thing to burn after reading.

3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire

Fan #1: Hey, what are you reading?
Fan #2: Breaking Dawn.
Fan#1: You suck.

by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009

Breaking Bad

Breaking bad - to change from a good person to a bad person; to go crazy; to lose control of yoursef; to go from regular joe to a badass

Setting - Sunday Scool, Bible Studies

Kid 1: Hey can I date your lil' sister?
Kid 2: Dude if you touch my sister I'm going to go breaking bad on your ass, tie you up and throw you in the trunk, you know I keep trash bags with me! Never know when ya' gotta dump a nigga' off! I'll cut you up and keep you in my mattress like drug money!
Kid 1: Oh, sorry I asked
Kid 2: It's cool man...

by UpUpNAway September 8, 2013