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braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017
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american braid

describing a girls hair (or long hair in general) after they ride on a motorcycle or in a convertible.

The knotting that is done by the wind to hair.
Dave gave me a ride on the back of his harley. It would have been a lot more sexy if I didn't have an American Braid when we finally got to his place.
by Rachelclugston November 16, 2016
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Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent
Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.
by DiaperPants December 11, 2013
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french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.
Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!
by emzies_ October 23, 2015
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sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.
Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.
by Hero82 October 7, 2021
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English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states
i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids
by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019
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FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex
by Gaqq January 29, 2019
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