braid job

1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.

2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.

Man: "damn, girl. Dat braid job doe.

by roostertit February 24, 2014

american braid

describing a girls hair (or long hair in general) after they ride on a motorcycle or in a convertible.

The knotting that is done by the wind to hair.

Dave gave me a ride on the back of his harley. It would have been a lot more sexy if I didn't have an American Braid when we finally got to his place.

by Rachelclugston November 16, 2016

braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.

"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"

by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017

BRAID EGO

When you get your hair done (cornrows, double barrel twist, butterfly locs etc.) and they’re done well, you’ll probably experience BRAID EGO

Life revolves around you for however long the freshness of your braids last.

frank just got his new twists done,

He’s going to have ridiculous braid ego. His hair looks incredible

by Pastor green leaf II February 9, 2024

joshua braid

A smelly unique looking individual usually works in finance.
Tends to be decent at games and nothing else.
Sussy bakka

Matthew:Joshua braid tried licking my bum today.

by Samsung smart fridge November 22, 2021

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

She ain't braid

A typical acquaintance from the south who bails on most occasions. Their ditching is effortlessly even after confirming plans multiple times prior to ditching.

That Cinthia girl "she ain't braid". Don't make plans with her or you'll waste a ticket fee.

by RealTalk666 August 4, 2022