Five Bagger

A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.

Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her

Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.

Eww dude she's like a five bagger!

by Chilly Elmo May 4, 2009

bagger

A flamboyant member of the Tea Party. A derivative of the word teabagger which describes the costumes with teabags that Tea Party members wear. Sometimes it is used as a derrogatory name because it also depicts a unique sexual act in which ones scrotum is dangled over anothers face.

Did you see that bagger in the red leotards, high-heeled bucked shoes and three cornered hat with tea bags hanging from it?

by AlterEgo55 November 2, 2011

tea bagger

when a guy drops his balls into a girls mouth while she is awake

dipping ones balls into your girls mouth like a tea bag into a mug

by stephanie February 25, 2005

bagger

A person with an awesome body with a face only a mother could love. Used to describe how one wishes a bag could be placed over the person's head.

Guy: that girl is such a bagger. I wish I could just hide her face from the world.

by US Beef July 13, 2007

Brigger

A south asian- middle eastern kid who mimicks the mannerisms of a hip-hop culture, be it the way they dress, speak or their general mannersims (omdz i blatantly invented this when i was 12 years old and that george fool jaked it, coz bak in the day i realised i'd get beaten up for sayin the n word and coz i thought it wd be kinda funny)

Wassaaaap, My BRIGGA, U linkin dat buff ting in ilford on saturday. Yeh Bruv u get meee, Bone dat shit

by Arjun February 1, 2004

Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.

by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014

Braggedy Anne

A name used to refer to a female that brags a lot. The male version of this term would be Braggedy Andy.

1) That Martha....she's such a Braggedy Anne, always telling us how awesome she is at knitting. I'm sick of it, man.
2) Sarah: "I'm so good at basketball. I scored like...400 points last game. I'm the best one on the team."
Sarah's friend: "Hey everyone, check out Braggedy Anne over here..."

by Roose Pies August 20, 2007