You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 17, 2018
noun. Someone who doesn’t make sense when he/she is texting and never corrects themselves
verb. The act of texting incoherently
(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it
verb. The act of texting incoherently
(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it
Jerome: Hey coaches our in LA he says with a friends of his. Long story
Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.
Jerome is such a Brad!
Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.
Jerome is such a Brad!
by Millarga January 26, 2019
Brad is an amazing man, actually the most amazing man you'll ever meet. He is sweet, charming and genuine. He is stunningly good looking, yet doesn't know it. He is a romantic and when he surprises you with a gift it is extremely well thought out, meaningful and full of sentiment. There isn't anything that he can not do. He does not poses one lazy bone in his body and most of the time he keeps busy by serving others. If you offer to take care of him he is shy but learning to be receptive. Sometimes you will see a faraway look in his eyes and it's probably because he is inventing something or wandering about the country in his minds eye. I've never met a person who doesn't like Brad. On top of it all he rides a motorcycle. What is sexier than that?
There was a damsel in distress, luckily there was a Brad nearby to swoop her up on his motorcycle and speed off in to the sunset!
by Bonnieelizabeth October 15, 2017
Amazing hot. May look like a gorilla and likes to suck on his banana. Although if not this feature girls tend to love him and suck it for him. Generally has an amazing asss
Brad is It
by loves alot March 17, 2016
He's the most amazingperson in the world. Don't get rid of him if you have him. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He'll make you smile when your down. He gives the best hugs ever! He's the type of person to make you feel safe and warm in his arms. Like once he leaves you miss him. You want him around you 24/7. He's a lovable type of person. He may tease you and be annoying but at the end of the day you love him to death! Don't let him go:) he's the type of person you'd want to marry;)
by Cooper04 June 03, 2017
Brad is a guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy guy with a huge cock and big balls that’ll satisfy anyone with endless amounts of huge loads. You can milk him forever and he’ll never run out. He is super dominant and he will fuck you without mercy like you’re his bitch until he’s completely satisfied with himself. You better be ready for his climax though because he will shoot off like a double barreled shotgun
Person 1: I started dating this new guy named Brad
Person 2: Brad? You’re in for a real BIG surprise
Person 2: Brad? You’re in for a real BIG surprise
by TheKitchenIsMySavior May 15, 2018