Man Botch

Like bitch but not really.

Stod: Day, theres your man botch
Day: OMG NOOOOOO!
Stod: hes fat :o
Day: *Gormless Face*

by Gangfuck May 24, 2006

Botchulism

A condition when someone consistently messes up or “botches” their intended task or goal. Often in the context of video games, especially sports games, such as football, soccer, basketball, golf, and mini golf.

John has a bad case of botchulism. He can’t put the ball in the hole to save his life.

by Polecat Mahoney December 6, 2021

botchel

a car full of hot girls

a botchel of bitches

by lessguy July 13, 2009

Botcher

Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.

"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"

by YamiHoshi December 14, 2009

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

bitchues

issues of, or pertaining to, bitches

I overheard some of your bitchues today. Sucks to be you.

by RedRebel November 23, 2014

botchway

Botchway is a person who always show that he cares and struggles to blend in with his friends. He sometimes feel like someone who is unwanted and cast out. But above all these, he is a tall, handsome guy who every girl have a crush on. Even if he is not in the mood he will try to make others happy. He serves as the best best friend ever.

Botchway is my best friend

by His Adwoa March 5, 2018