blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

fuzz bumpers

lesbians. Stemming from the "bumping" of the fuzzy, pubic area of two women.

Going to the gay pride parade we'll definitely see some fuzz bumpers.

by I don't know June 29, 2002

bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

Bumper Flipper

(phrase): for A really Fat/Obese person.Used in Deep South.

"You aint nothin but a Bumper Flipper"

by Mr JL D June 30, 2008

Blumptruck

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.

Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."

by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010