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blockhead machine

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked
by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007
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Blockalkers

Blockade Walkers- people who walk incredibly slowly shoulder to shoulder on a walkway and make it impossible for you to pass.
I was so late to class because of all the blockalkers that I stabbed one of them!
by sk8terboi_12 April 9, 2009
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Blockatoo

A woman that appears attractive from a city block or more away that as she approaches a) is actually unattractive or b) is actually a man.
Man I walking down Robinson St. and crossed paths with a Blockatoo!
by miracleneeder February 22, 2011
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blockass

My ex girlfriend was a blockass
by buzzypeterson@yahoo.com December 31, 2014
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Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
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Blockhead

Spongebob's Nickname That Grumpy Cat Calls Him. She Calls Him ''Blockhead'' Because She Thinks His Real Name Is Stupid & She Also Thinks His Head Is A Block. Pom Calls Him ''The Wi-Fi Wizard''.
Spongebob Squarepants: Hi, Grumpy Cat!
Grumpy Cat: . Pulls Spongebob's Pants . You Blockhead!
by Handle Here May 24, 2018
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Blockability

The ability to block.
For example, if one day a wild horde came banging upon your door you would be wise the assess the blockability of the door between yourself and the wild horde.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.
by CompletelySerious January 29, 2019
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