A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.
Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!
Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
by ELesque March 10, 2010
Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.
VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.
by PositiveZero April 11, 2008
A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability
Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020
An illegal bar; a speakeasy. Commonly used during Prohibition, especially in some Southern states including Louisiana and Texas, in particular.
by XTrooper February 08, 2018
the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight
smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
by A wood December 25, 2008
Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.
Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.
by reignMAKER December 13, 2010
by Johney Jackoff June 13, 2010