blimsters

a word describing the intense feeling of pain when a man gets his genitalia caught in a hoover

"Arghhhh fucking blimsters!!"

by nik "el retardo" May 14, 2003

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

bimpspost

A shitpost written by a mentally ill and socially degenerated individual named Bimps.

Bimps: spiderman 3 is the best movie ever huargh huargh huargh, seth rogen is my favourite character
Stranger (thinks): Oh no, not those bimpsposts again...

by Dank Dolan October 23, 2015

blumpski

The act of taking a shit while a female does a line of cocain off your dick.

Dude, I just went to the bathroom with this chick and got an amazing blumpski.

by RedDragonMaster June 24, 2016

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Blipster

A blister covered in pepsi

Look at this blister

Boutta make it a blipster

by Mithcy August 26, 2019

Blips

Blips are artificial bulbous lips.

Theresa added filler to her normal lips and now has blips.

by karezza2021 December 2, 2021