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Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.
"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"
by Riley K December 24, 2004
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Egg Blender

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.
I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.
by Dsmile July 3, 2011
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tuna blender

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender
by bob January 12, 2004
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bleige

A mix between the two words bland and beige, meaning somebody or something, that is plain, boring, mediocre or simple.
Your so bleige laura, all you wear is cream coloured clothing. Her hair was bleige coloured. This croissant tastes quite bleige.
by Tara975312 March 28, 2009
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blingette

A blingette is the bridesmaid to a flashy, trashy bride, as defined in TLC's reality wedding planner 'Bling it on'.
Girl y'all caint b wearin no flashier tiara thn me. I b the bling, y'all b the blingettes
by Jacques D'ancona November 20, 2013
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Blended Fantasy

A genre of books which blends the world we know with a more magical and mystical one. Enjoyed by a wide audience, both children and adults. Quite separate from traditional fantasy which can be alientating and alarming to read, due to the readers's inability to connect their own life experiences and knowledge to the entirely fabricated world being depicted. Perfect examples of Blended Fantasy are the Harry Potter series (by the wonderful J. K. Rowling) and His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman).
John: Do you like Fantasy books?
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.

John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.
by Wordsmith_CJ January 5, 2015
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blensexual

To be only attracted to said Blen.
I'm definitely Blensexual, I only crave THAT ass.
by FabbuPika July 27, 2016
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