bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit

“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”

by Bleedingpisspeter April 24, 2018

Lollipop Bleed

When you eat so many lollipops that the roof of your mouth starts to bleed

God, Halloween gave me such a lollipop bleed!

by isakarnarson November 07, 2010

blow bleed

to get a nosebleed from blowing ur nose

i got a huge blow bleed when i blew my nose. there was blood everywhere!

when i get blow bleeds, or even nosebleeds, i just let it leak into a cup and continue what im doing untill the cup is 1/4 full. im too lazy to take care of it right away.

by nobody else here October 18, 2017

Bleed blue

A term used my culvers employees mainly managers and others lower managers to express their true commitment to the culvers cult. It is common for younger people to start at the cult for their first job and never leave and become obsessed with the culvers cult mainly due to managers and employees sharing used needles that spreads the blue blood causing the younger employees to become infected with the bUlE bLoOd. A most common way to tell if a person has been brain washed by the cult they will have a tattoo of a culvers burger with the words bleed blue.

Did you hear that Johnny bleed blue now?
Oh did he start working at the culvers cult?

by Yooirmom6969420 July 23, 2022

Bleeding Sweat

1. When you are sweating so dang much it's like when Jesus bled from every
2. When a person get so dehydrated they get a major nosebleed

1. "Dang it's so hot I swear I'm bleeding sweat"
2. "Bro! You need a lot of water, you're bleeding sweat!!"

by CCCCCCCCCyrusss September 21, 2018

the big bleed

that time of the month when a girl has her period

I have cramps cuz the big bleed is gonna start tomorrow

by wizardwoman January 16, 2013

bleeding asshole

An extremely nasty person, one who is a great pain-in-the-ass.

Jim infected my sister with a STD, the bleeding asshole!

by Bottock October 29, 2015