Blakelock

TA Blakelock (or TAB) is a high school located in oakville Ontario. It’s fairly old and definitely isn’t the best looking school around but overall it’s not a bad school. There are lots of great teachers that feel less like an adult paid to teach you useless information and more like a friend. Though there are a few pretty crappy teachers at TAB. There is a small area on school property known as the pit. The pit is where everyone smokes and hangs out during their free period(s) and even though it’s on school property none of the staff do anything about it. Though Blakelock is a fairly large school it doesn’t have a ton of students at the moment, this year we have just under a thousand. (That’s not a lot compared to the other schools in the area) Most of the students at TAB are pretty cool. There are some absolutely gorgeous girls and pretty hot guys. Most people are pretty nice as well. If you’re about to go to TAB be prepared to be totally lost for the first few weeks but you’ll eventually get the hang of navigating through the huge crowds of kids in between classes.

Student 1: Geez, Blakelock looks like it’s falling apart.
Student 2: that’s because it is.

by Mcke June 23, 2018

skanker banker

The term used to refer to a female who is skanky

she's a bit of a skanker banker

by beanteam23 May 28, 2016

A-Blake

When you flip the game on your girlfriend/wife and not give her the D because you're pissed at her and gonna prove the point that you run this shit.

She was rubbin all over my cock but I pulled A-Blake on her to show who's the boss.

by OIFDougie June 26, 2017

Mr Blake

A fatass monotone headass that cums in his students. He also says settle down too much.

You look like Mr Blake.

by mr.blake.official October 22, 2018

National Blake Day

National Blake Day - December 20th: The whole day you can only speak to Blake and nobody else

Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”

by blakelamude December 19, 2018

Linus Blanket

Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.

The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.

"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"

"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"

by MikeSynonymous February 18, 2010

Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

by Beavis H. July 15, 2010