passionate bladder

Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.

“You know I can’t pee with you in here with me, I have a passionate bladder!”

by A3siam February 7, 2023

Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.

"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."

by joulukuusi December 22, 2021

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

bladder rush

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad

lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!

by silly_frenchfry March 28, 2024

Babi-bladder

A condition known to the Babos family, where there is always a need to use the restroom. This condition is more common in Babos children, and can flare up on vacations or in formal dining rooms.

The children at the dining room table all had babi-bladders, because they all were Babos children.

by mynameisrichie August 21, 2008

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021