DJ or BJ

When riding in the car, the driver tells the person in the passenger seat (shotgun) "DJ or BJ" This means that the passenger has the choice of picking some cool jams, or giving the driver a blow job.
Craig (driver) and Jim get into the car, once they start going, Craig: DJ or BJ. Jim: ok i choose BJ
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bj eyes

eyes that are already pretty, and would be even better when looking up at someone whilst they gave them a bj
she has amazing bj eyes
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BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities
She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her
by Jake February 25, 2004
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Quantum BJ

A rare form of fellatio in which the performer becomes so enthralled by the act, that all sense of time and place are lost, and a trance like state is attained.
Guy 1: Dude, I got the best Quantum BJ last night.
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
by Southern_Gent September 10, 2013
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Plastic BJ

When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!

Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
by Gatedear November 30, 2013
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lipo-BJ

the man lost a pound of meat off his dick from the lipo-BJ
by mgPOW August 4, 2010
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Birthday BJ

it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?

Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
by Endless_Echo January 22, 2009
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