bitchnap

to kidnap a person you really hate and has bitch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
Past tense: Bitchnapped

Tom-"Tonight, we're gonna bitchnap that freaking slore(slut whore)."
Tim- "Why?"
Tom- "Because she gave you a B."
Tim- "Oh yeah... Fuck that slore!!"

by DatGuyWhoThrowsFruit@Walls May 20, 2011

bitchstripping

When someone trying to hold onto you to hit you grabs yours jacket/outer clothing, and you take it off. It can go on for a while, depending on how many layers the bitchstrippee is wearing.

P1: Damn, look at her bitchstripping him. How many layers is he wearing?
P2: Four and a vest.

by somethingisklaining December 19, 2011

bitchpaper

Slang for money. Flypaper = paper that attracts flies; bitchpaper = paper that attracts bitches

How much bitchpaper you got on you?

by soulerrant November 6, 2013

Bitchography

Taken from the word "Geography"
The amount of ####### in a club, street or anywhere

Guy 1: Whats the bitchography of this club?

Guy 2: Nah man, this club ##### free!

by mr.boombasta January 26, 2015

Bitchapotamus

Bitchapotamus (noun): This rare creature is the ultimate bitch amongst bitches, she makes yours, and everyone's lives around her miserable. A control freak that always thinks she is right. She controls and destroys a man's finances, mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness. A woman that has the social skills of a Hitler. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. She refuses to do something with a group, and will forgo hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A person who you want to strangle with your hands, and you wouldn't even care if you got jailed. If she were a man, she would be assaulted (using her position as a woman as a shield).

That new admin is a real Bitchapotamus, she sucks the joy out of everything she touches.

by El_Rey_832 December 17, 2016

Bitchnapped

When a grown ass women is abducted. Disappeares with out a trace and is never heard from again, or is eventually found but has suffered so much abuse she is catatonic!

Tom "Has anyone seen Jessica lately?"
Heather " naw home girl got bitchnapped last week!"

by Patsy January 15, 2017

Bitchcraft

A man or woman who keeps someone around and acts like they want commitment but they really don’t and misleads them for years when they don’t intend to do anything

I’ve been with Jason for 3 years and he hasn’t proposed that’s some bitchcraft

Jennifer told me she wasn’t ready a year ago for marriage yet we’ve been together for 5 but tells me to wait on her . She’s working with some bitchcraft

by CIAbitch September 16, 2017