Bernard

A wizard, a doctor of magic and horticulture. Someone with the name Bernard has taught several people many ways to grow, and helped them countless times, even when they don't deserve such graceful insight, comfort and security. But don't be veiled, for he can and will handle a hoe when necessary. It's his job as a professional green thumb to maintain growth of flowers (particularly hydrangeas and roses). Ungrateful ones won't be having fun long out by the shed....

1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."

2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I

by Wi1dBratmansLady August 31, 2020

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Bernard

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.

OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!

by All girls want is me December 27, 2016

camp bernadette

the best camp on earth. if you don’t go there then i feel bad for you. literally the best people in the world are there. its the best place in the world.

you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing

by urfavgurl February 2, 2019

Bernie Madoff

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.

Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.

by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009

Bernish

Bernish are two names mixed together. (Bernard and Manish). This term Bernish is commonly used by Sophia and Sienna. This is also their YouTube channel name so go subscribe to bernish!

Person 1: Yoooo have you heard of bernish?
Person 2: Of course I have their the best!

by -Gregorios February 10, 2020

Rancho Bernardo

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.

alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB

by Alex J February 27, 2005