Max Bemis

1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.

1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.

by GAYLEY. January 18, 2009

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bemis

I stupid word for penis. Used by people acting silly, or insulting one another.

HAHAHA, that bitch loves the bemis!!!
Oh my god, William is such a bemis!

by Jack Tutolus May 4, 2006

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bedirhan

a person without a land

hey bedirhan where are you from? "I'm from

Kurdistan" huh but that doesn't exist?

by Jahseh_Onfroy April 17, 2020

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the old max bemis

To kill a female with your penis from sexual intercourse.

Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!

by mr. dc January 16, 2009

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beirut

A completely different game then beer pong, beirut is played with two doubles teams, in which two seperate stacks of 6 cups are set up in pyramid formation and filled with two beers per stack. Each player shoots once using a longneck bottle cap (not folded, contrary to popular belief), and if both players make their respective cups in the same turn, then they get to shoot again. After the teams cups are down to six total, the team must "re-rack" or consolidate all of their cups onto the side of the other team's chosing. Depending on house rules, if one team completes the game before the other team can re-rack then a naked run or some other equivelent might be in order.

I was not on top of my game last night... I lost at beirut before I could re-rack and had to do a naked run around my house.

by beirut queen May 14, 2005

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Beird

The true spelling of the word 'beard.' Saying 'beard' is like saying the past tense of the word 'bear,' as in "Whoa! Yesterday, there was a BEARd."

It's true. Sound it out: bee-ird. As in that furry thing hanging from your jaw.

Anna has a really full beird now, I wonder when she will shave it?

by MrBeird June 28, 2010

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