Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

Lung Beers

Australian slang for smoking cones.

‘What are you upto this arvo?’
‘Just smashin a few lung beers as usual’

by ShazzaluvsDazza December 5, 2018

EPG Beats

A hot music producer who is sexy af

Friend- did u hear EPG Beats new song
Me- no but I heard his sexy ass on my dick

by Bananaboat943 October 1, 2019

Up the Beers

A shout-out for everyone to drink one's beer; to turn's one's beer up(side down) as in chugging. Similar to the shout-out 'Cheers' but with more implied emphasis on chugging one's beer.

A modulation of 'bottoms up'.

"Up the Beers!" <everyone proceeds to toss their beers back in such as fury as to have them upside down; as to chug.>

by p4ttythep3rf3ct August 24, 2011

De Beers

The largest diamond mining and selling company (read cartel) in the world. Hoards the world’s diamonds so that they appear "rare" and can therefore charge ungodly prices for heated, pressurized carbon. Also about 90% responsible for the mass murder, rape, violence, and civil war being fought in many African countries. Additionally, contributes to funding (through price fixing of diamonds) terrorist organizations like Hezbollah and Al Qaeda so that they can carry out mass murder and destruction on innocent individuals across the globe.

Dude, you wanna start a civil war and bring death, suffering and carnage to the country...call De Beers.

by Brandon C. September 22, 2005

dog beers

1:7 ratio of beers admitted having drunk versus beers actually drank

In dog beers, 1 dog beer = 1 6-pack + 1 beer

by k2kate October 22, 2010

King of Beers

Every group of friends has one. The King of Beers is -that guy-. Which one of your buddies is shitcanned and hollering at waitresses forty-five minutes after you got to the bar? Who is throwing up in the lazy boy? Who is standing in the bushes taking a leak, without undoing his zipper? You know when you plan for a week or two to get all the old crew together in one town, and one guy passes out in a pile of empties just as everyone else is showing up and figuring out what to do tonight? The guy who will be wearing the empty 24 pack box as a crown and permanent-markered cock drawings as the insignia of his esteemed position? That man, my friends, is the King of Beers.

"Dude, chill out. Don't get all bombed right away and just pass out again before we even decide what's going on."

"Hey man, you don't get to be the King of Beers by staying up all night!"

by Senor Cock May 3, 2009