beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 March 21, 2018

Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

by Christa Kay February 07, 2007

wife beater

Wife beater is a nickname for "Stella" a popular lager/beer in the UK. It got the nickname wife beater because of the ammount of wife beating that went on after drinking several cans/pints

Pass me another Wife beater man

by sayles April 02, 2005

cheater beater

An individual or team that triumphs over an enemy that is an acknowledged cheater.

The NY Giants are the cheater beaters in this year's Super Bowl!

by A.E. Joseph February 16, 2008

beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....

larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater

by db gutta June 29, 2009

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005