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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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Bass Beater

Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.

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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...
Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...
by Bass Eater Ass Eater March 15, 2018
mugGet the Bass Beatermug.

dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.
"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"
by Christa Kay February 8, 2007
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wife beater

Wife beater is a nickname for "Stella" a popular lager/beer in the UK. It got the nickname wife beater because of the ammount of wife beating that went on after drinking several cans/pints
by sayles April 1, 2005
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cheater beater

An individual or team that triumphs over an enemy that is an acknowledged cheater.
The NY Giants are the cheater beaters in this year's Super Bowl!
by A.E. Joseph February 15, 2008
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beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....
larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater
by db gutta June 28, 2009
mugGet the beater meatermug.

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.
Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.
by Rob April 11, 2005
mugGet the Stefan Beatermug.

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