A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
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Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
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A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
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Get the Peter Beaters mug.Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
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