Bungee-beads

When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.

"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"

by ErosSlav6661 January 10, 2021

Bead rat

Attendees of a Mardi Gras parade that collect the dirty beads dropped by other parade go-ers. They are often voracious, nasty, sneaky, and annoying in getting these leftover beads.

Hey! Look at that nasty bead rat hoarding all the beads from the piss-lined street!

by Beat Rat Extraordinaire February 03, 2013

Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

by B.D. Kurtane July 01, 2011

Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 29, 2011

nice beads

A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
OR
A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.

Garrett has nice beads

Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes

Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck

by swagshmoneyyolo69 January 06, 2019

Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"

Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.

by RTB1 December 27, 2011

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy March 14, 2016