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Blow Beads

Vomit that is partially digested to where the chunks look like beads.
That chicken and Schlitz isn't settling well with my stomach. I'm about to blow beads.
by Gangsta of Muff July 19, 2012
mugGet the Blow Beadsmug.

Danish beads

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.
by Dirty Chaos! February 4, 2020
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Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011
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Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.
I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.
by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011
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Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.
Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.
by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016
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Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"
Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.
by RTB1 December 28, 2011
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nice beads

A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
OR
A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.
Garrett has nice beads

Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes

Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck
by swagshmoneyyolo69 January 6, 2019
mugGet the nice beadsmug.

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