Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

oh bist o butt

An old forest of dean language meaning "how are you"

oh bist o butt me old mate

by bigricky January 19, 2009

bista

A word used to define power. It is similar to such acknowledgments as Sir or Master and comes before the use of someones name.

Tim: Bista Kevin you are the man.

Kevin: As are you Bista Tim

Tim: You're damn right

by Tim Stiefler June 18, 2007

love blister

herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.

damnit all that stress has given me a love blister.

by random-handom August 17, 2005

baister

One who pulls out and ejaculates on his woman

That girls got a load in her hair, she must have gotten the baister.

by Ler May 13, 2005

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004