Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 25, 2011

blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.

Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.

by blondroast March 26, 2017

volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009

Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

Punchy Blonde

A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.

Hey look over there!

Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?

by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022

punchy blonde

a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosn’t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.

damn look at that punchy blonde, she has a nice rig

by zach284793 July 16, 2022