batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

bat wing

When a male's ball sack is stretched in such a fashion that causes it to resemble a bat wing.

The image of Tom's bat wing was forever embedded in the mind of each unfortunate onlooker.

by pod6isblowedup June 1, 2006

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011

Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

Gang-bating

When three or more persons partake in the act of stroking their own sticks or flogging their own dolphins in a group until their jimmy's jiz.

When Tom and Dick were masturbating they felt lonely so they invited Harry and they all gang-bated. Pretty soon every Tom, Dick and Harry were gang-bating.

by Rocky Hollon May 13, 2005

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007