Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations

Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.

by A Smith November 1, 2006

Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter

"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Daddy batter

The silky liquid that is ejaculated from the penis as a result of a male sexual climax .

I was fucking her so hard that within minutes i was releasing arks of daddy batter across her dirty little face!

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Love Battery

a Seattle grunge band formed in 1989 by Ron Nine that not many people know about

they mixed psychedelic guitar riffs with the 90's Seattle sound

they're really good

If you like grunge music, you should check out Love Battery

by kimboslice1337 April 3, 2009

Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

Sucks Battery

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012