Gay baptism

When it’s your first time having a man dump his cum on your face and you like it. The holy waters make you a born again gayboi✌️😌

“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”

by Meanqueen August 11, 2025

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

Baptism

The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding

After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties

by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023

Alcoholic Baptism

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.

Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign

by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014

communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

Orgy baptism

It’s like soggy biscuit but you don’t gotta eat it

Can me and the boys give give you a orgy baptism

by Phat Sausage June 4, 2025