Pink baptism

The step by step guide to turn into a diva.

Step 1. Dye your hair pink
Step 2. Dye your face pink
Step 3. Dye your body pink
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"After this mental breakdown im ready for my Pink baptism"

"Omggg diva downnnn"

"SHE READY PURRR"

by aleyo September 9, 2025

Filthy Baptism

Filthy Baptism

She had me in her mouth, but just at the last moment I withdrew and gave her a filthy baptism.

by Darren and LouisA November 13, 2025

baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!

by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019

Baptism

The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding

After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties

by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Gay baptism

When it’s your first time having a man dump his cum on your face and you like it. The holy waters make you a born again gayboi✌️😌

“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”

by Meanqueen August 11, 2025