Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011
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Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.
Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.
Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.
Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.
Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?
Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.
Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.
Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009
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When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.
by cheesy magee November 30, 2009
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by Danceyourlifeaway November 26, 2007
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When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)
When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)
OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!
is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!
a guy: lets go to hooters!
some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!
a guy: ok your not coming loser!
is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!
a guy: lets go to hooters!
some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!
a guy: ok your not coming loser!
by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009
Get the ballner mug.Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.
So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.
by Mini-baller February 4, 2007
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by Snapdragon January 3, 2004
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