Backwards Lap dance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.

Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.

What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!

Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.

by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 31, 2011

Piss Backwards

To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.

"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"

by Tex982 October 21, 2006

backward combover

When balding person has to cover their bare scalp by covering it with hair from the back of the head.

I saw a guy in the hardware store and his hair was so neat. It looked so neat. th easiest way for me to explain it is to say it was like a backward combover.

by blulvr7 August 17, 2007

Backwards Frontward

A front Butt. A large deposit of fat on the pubic bone. A belly that goes all the way to the crotch. A butt in the front.

Hey dude, Check out that backwards frontward standing in line over there. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

by $ank$ March 9, 2008

backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

Backwards Whale

The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.

Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!

by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011

backyard sniping

When a redneck takes you out in a deserted area or woods where you are isolated and cant get away and fucks you in the ass.

He took his girlfriend backyard sniping at the motel 6.

by brittany love July 1, 2012