bird

penis and/or testicles

John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.

by dcs5 August 1, 2005

bird

Charlie Parker

Bird is the greatest saxophonist who ever lived.

by European October 29, 2003

bird

slang for girlfriend. Used in ireland a lot.

"Mark.. Is that your bird? She's quite nice" ;)

by Cully April 1, 2003

bird

a fine lady that gets a dude hard straight away

dude, check that bird, where the fucks the toilet

by God#28 April 12, 2004

bird

a female whose a hoe, slut, cunt, bitch... etc

She fucked him! What a fucking BiRD.

by MiSZ BABY PHAT May 3, 2007

bird

Same general meaning as the term bitch meaning a woman who is a stupid whore

Kayleigh is such a bird

by Robert Nash February 8, 2005

bird

a spoiled woman that preoccupies herself with schemes to screw over men out of spite.

Lebron: I'm going to hire my own agents!
Spokesman: Just watch out for those lame ass bitches!!
Lebron: I don't fuck with birds.

by irish23 June 16, 2009