auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 04, 2006

auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 17, 2010

auto-coprô

Person who likes his own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Aame gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf May 05, 2005

auto-coprô

Person who likes he own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Adriano gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf January 03, 2005

Auto Correct

The feature in phones and tablets that automatically fixes an incorrect word

Auto correct, the natural enemy of fast typers

by That other guy December 16, 2014

auto-analingus

The act of licking ones own asshole.

"The man removed his floating ribs so that he may preform auto-analingus."

by PhatKhat69 December 18, 2018

Auto Gay

A text deliberately, or accidentaly texted to someone saying a gay slur such as, "I'm fag." But in reality meant "I'm sad."

Ronald: Oops, my bad. Auto Gay

Zach: Damn you Auto Gay!

by RandZIdeas July 07, 2014