McWhack-Attack

1.) The art of buying a Mcdouble at McDonalds, going to the bathroom, splitting the sandwhich, jizzing on a patty, and going up to someone whacking them in the face with both ends of the McDouble.

2.) When A male gets a casual Handjob in McDonalds from a random female.

Originated In State College, from the Classic S.S.F.

1.) "Oh my God, Leanne just got a McWhack-Attack from that guy in the panda suit!"

2.) "Every Friday, I got to McDonalds SMASHED at 3 in the Morning and get a McWhack-Attack from all the prostitutes.

by State College S.S.F. Members April 27, 2011

Attack On Santa

Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.

Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!

Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!

by Kitty_Sama April 14, 2017

thot attack

Play on words for heart attack. A thot attack is when your heart physically hurts because of a thot. This can happen when a thot breaks your heart.

John: Hey man, you good? You look out of it.
Mark: Yea, I'll be okay, just suffering from a thot attack.
John: I told you Mary was a thot!
Mark: Shouldn't have let my guard down on these trifling hoes.

by justkillmenow December 19, 2017

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015

Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009

steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..

I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.

by Haragorn August 22, 2009

all out attack

To go out and get as drunk as it is possible in a short period of time. Do this by drinking quickly and accompanying every drink with shots of Aftershock, Sambuca, Absinth or whatever else the bar has. Called "binge drinking" by our wonderful government.

Were on all out attack tonite boys!!
Are we attackin it tonite boys?
Fuck, I think I'm dying, we attacked it last nite!!

by bald eagle March 16, 2006