The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
Get the Armenian Highwaymug. Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
by hayeren January 7, 2018
Get the armenian lessonmug. On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
Get the The Second Armenian Genocidemug. The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.
"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025
Get the Armenian Death Maskmug. a mass deportation (the intent) which resulted in 100-300k deaths (not 1.5 million as that even exceeds the population of armenians at the time).
it is NOT a genocide as a genocide is defined as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group."
the INTENT was the DEPORT. not kill. doesn't matter what the end result was. the INTENT is the most important part when defining this "genocide".
it is NOT a genocide as a genocide is defined as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group."
the INTENT was the DEPORT. not kill. doesn't matter what the end result was. the INTENT is the most important part when defining this "genocide".
the turkish government offered to collaborate with armenia on the " armenian genocide" and asked them to reveal hidden infomation about the "armenain genocide" that armenia retains which contains detailed accounts of what actually happened. armenia denied. hmmmm i wonder why.
by arunberted June 17, 2024
Get the armenian genocidemug. + I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk
by Atmoran Knight September 5, 2021
Get the Armenian sentencemug. by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022
Get the oversized armenian dumpster ratmug.