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Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.
Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!
by MagikarpTheMighty November 25, 2016
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Elite Answers Wrestling

Elite Answers Wrestling (EAW) is an American integrated media and entertainment company that primarily is known for professional wrestling. It has branched out into other fields, including film, music, and various other business ventures.

As in other professional wrestling promotions, EAW shows are not legitimate contests, but purely entertainment-based, featuring storyline-driven, scripted, and choreographed matches, though wrestlers are professionals and require a great host of athleticism to perform moves and often includes moves that can put performers at risk of injury if not performed correctly.

EAW was initially considered the second largest wrestling promotion in the United States behind Answers Wrestling Federation (AWF). Since mid-2007, EAW has has since overtaken the now defunct AWF as number one through its international partnerships, expanded visibility, and establishing its own online streaming service in 2016.

EAW features five brands: Empire, Dynasty, Showdown, Voltage, and the mainly developmental brand Battleground. alongside brand-exclusive and inter-branded marquee events.
- "Yo have you heard of Elite Answers Wrestling"

"No, freak PETA"
by LeanyMCMeany March 22, 2019
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answers-addicted-asshole

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...
Mary is a real answers-addicted-asshole
by The Hex December 25, 2008
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Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies

A failing attempt on Yahoo Answers to try to get people to conform to organized religions, the Government, Corporations and cultural norms. They intend to try to turn us into robots by using rewards and punishments for obedience and disobedience. Unfortunately its been a real fail considering people are leaving, and others who get suspended dont come back.

1. Usually the best answer voted if you dont choose one is the most offensive answer criticizing you for not being enough of a conformist.

2. Questions and answers are deleted if they dont really align with the opinions of the sponsored Organized religion, social norms, Political philosophy or Corporate philosophies.

3. Questions are deleted if they criticize any organized religion, culture, government, or economic system.

4. Pro-hierarchy answers are always given thumbs up, no matter how rude they are, while anti-hierarchy answers are given thumbs down no matter how truthful.

5. The only people left on YA are all pro-hierarchy rightwings.
Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies have made it impossible for individuals to be themselves. Thats why every time you hang out in R&S, you are gonna be attacked for not following some official RW theology.
by Jerry1341 June 25, 2010
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ass answer

Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.
Someone called me but I think I just ass answered.
by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
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fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005
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Yahoo Answers

A worthless, chaotic and downright useless source for information. A breeding ground for thirteen year olds, whiny crybabies on both sides of the political spectrum and arrogant, supercilious nimrods who think they’re the peak of human brilliance because they’ve answered enough questions to be on “Level 90” or some such number even though such an achievement requires the right quantity–not quality–of their answers.
While it is not without its flaws, Quora is a much better website to turn to for answers to your questions. Yahoo Answers can hang.
by Arthur Van Graff February 24, 2018
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