Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Alfredo

Probably the name of someone with zero fucking iq. He lowkey chill but he kinda zesty tho. He either fat asf or skinny no in-between

"Yo yall see alfredo?"

"Yeah man, he kinda zesty"

by Urbansnurban January 1, 2024

Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!

I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.

by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010

Baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with alfredo noodles in her mouth and the man provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter

We were having chicken alfredo for dinner and I turned it into baby alfredo!!

by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017

alfredo

long schlong and likes pasta food he is very funny man too

"YO IS THAT ALFREDO!"

by Biximoxi January 14, 2021

Don Alfredo

Don Alfredo is a cocktail comprised of Pisco, Saint Germain liquor and club soda.

I'll have a Don Alfredo on the rocks.

by peruvianflake November 3, 2015

Alfredo

He is gay and he is a bot

I don't want to be a Alfredo

by Asddffhhffjfh April 17, 2020