Queen Of Alternative

definitely Elizabeth Grant a.k.a Lana Del Rey.

is Billie Eyelashes the queen of alternative?
no, The only answer is Lana Del Rey!

by jedé September 13, 2020

Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

by alcanic April 26, 2009

Alternaphobia

The fear of people named Alterna and/or the word Alterna

Alternaphobia is a type of phobia that originated from the 'True Godverse Wiki', the users of the wiki had a fear of their article being deleted by an admin named Alterna due to their page being total bullshit.

The first person to ever have this phobia is 'H5_67', the official CEO of the phobia being Esalt.

Person 1: 'I hope my article doesn't get deleted by alterna'
Person 2: 'Oh, so you have Alternaphobia too huh?'

by H5_67: ZA WARUDO ACT69 September 3, 2022

Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021

Aftercare

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc

After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.

by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021

faded into obscurity after being

A group of five words. They are all from the Indo-European English language, which diffused primarily from the growth of the British Empire, international jobs with this language, and it being a common trade language. This phrase specifically means that, supposedly a noun, has vanished or disappeared into the state of being unknown both literally and figuratively.

person 1: yo, what does watermelon sugar mean?
person 2: i don't know. it faded into obscurity after being banned by BOFA
person 1: huh?
person 2: BOFA DEEZ FUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUF

by Lurixx June 15, 2021

after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

by Navin September 1, 2005